Vacation Destination: Seattle! Part Two

Continuing on from Part One!

Pike Place Market

Pike Place Market

Wonderful chaos

Pike Place Market is amazing. It’s a super-sized farmers market that’s open every day, and has just about everything you could ever want. During our stay, we went to the market at least once a day to try a new place to eat, or just walk around and look at all of the awesome local art and crafts being sold.

Pike Place Market fish vendors

Getting so hungry all over again

The grocery situation in the market is also great. They have tons of vendors selling very fresh fish, fruit, vegetables, and even homemade pasta! Next time, we’re going to have to find a hotel room with a kitchen. That way we can stock up on fresh and tasty seafood from the market, then cook it up ourselves! When you eat the way I do, going to a restaurant for seafood is usually a very pricey endeavor.

Display case at Piroshky Piroshky

Piroshky Piroshky!!

While we wandered around, we did our best to try out all of the “famous” food stops in the market. One that I missed the first trip, due to my extreme hatred of lines, was Piroshky Piroshky. This place ALWAYS has a crazy line outside! If you’re hungry, plus it’s sunny and hot out, the last thing you want to do is wait in line for hot food. Thankfully we did take the time to wait for some piroshki, because holy crap, it is not just a tourist trap. The food is definitely worth the wait, even if the increased hunger from waiting tends to drain your wallet in there…

Seattle Public Library

Seattle Public Library outside view

What the hell was the architect on when designing this thing?!

During the first Seattle trip, I was very confused as to why my friends where so obsessed with a damn library. They were almost unnervingly excited to bring me to Downtown Seattle to visit it. Once we did get there, I completely understood why they thought it was so amazing.

The Seattle Public Library is nuts.

Nuts in the best kind of way. There is a serious “worlds collide” vibe throughout the place: one moment you’ll feel like you are in a completely normal and stereotypical library, the next you’re transported to some strange funhouse designed by a madman. My favorite example has to be the creepy torn away wall in one of the escalators. It contains a scene that is difficult to describe or understand, which is why I had to take a video of it. The other great example of random weirdness is the Red Floor, where I can’t help but feel uneasy, and that I might have accidentally stumbled into a Silent Hill movie.

Red Floor

Just a little murder-y in here

Beyond the mix of weird and banal, you have some very cool tech stuff too. One thing I didn’t think to snap a picture of was the fully automated book return. Drop your book in the drop box, and it begins a journey through a maze of conveyer belts that run along the ceiling of the first floor, to be sorted and returned home.

Starbucks Reserve Roastery & Tasting Room

Starbucks Reserve Roastery & Tasting Room

Not sure if coffee shop, or bank

I have never been much of a Starbucks fan, even before I became a Brooklyn Coffee Snob™, but visiting the Starbucks Reserve was certainly one of the highlights of the trip. The reserve has a lot of exclusivity to it: exclusive coffee roasts, mugs, and general merchandise that you can’t get anywhere else. That is very cool, and all; I did pick up some exclusive reserve coffee beans and a mug to take home, but that is no where near the reason why I found this place so damn cool.

Mechanical workings of the Starbucks Reserve

How delightfully Rube Goldbergesque

It is a goddamn mechanical wonderland. I could have wandered around the building for hours, just watching all the various specialty conveyer belts, and mechanical gadgets carry coffee beans and coffee throughout the place. Just like brewery and distillery tours, I love that you get to see how everything works, and how everything is done. I even got to chat with one of the master roasters about the workings of all of the crazy machinery, and he let me get a video of the roasting process.

Final Thoughts

Seattle is a wonderful place to vacation, and I highly recommend it to anyone thinking about checking out the west coast. It’s filled with a lot of great food, tons of very cool things to see and do, and some really great summer weather. I prefer to stick with nice hotels and cityscapes, but I hear it’s even better if you like hiking and camping too.

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